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Funny Whatsapp Messages Status in Hindi

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Funny Whatsapp Messages Status in Hindi


Bar me ek aadmi ne ek kutte ke saath kadam rakha|
Bartender- “Yah gadha yaha kyu laye ho?”
Aadmi- “Andhe ho kya? Yah tumhe gadha dikhai de raha hai?”
Bartender- “Mai tumse baat nahi kar raha hu,
mai kutte se baat kar raha hu|”
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Chotu- “Tumhara kutta bahut sharaarti hai|
kya tum ise thik nahi kar sakte?”
Tinku- “Yaar! Dhairya rakho| Yaad nahi, tumhe
thik karne me mujhe kitne din lage the|”
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Romantic shayari

Doctor- “Tum kya tankhwa chaahti ho?”
Nurse- “Teen sau rupaye mahina|”
Doctor- “Teen sau rupaye mai anand ke saath de
sakta hu|”
Nurse- “Anand ke saath to mai chaar sau rupaye lungi|”
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Santa- “Tumhare dil ki taklif ka kya
haal hai?”
Banta- “Aji, aajkal vah maayke me hai|”
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Love shayari

Santa- “Achaa hua, mai Maharashtra me
paida na hua|”
Banta- “Wo kyu?”
Santa- “Kyuki mujhe to Marathi ka ek akshar
bhi nahi aata|”
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Workshop me Deviji dheele-dhaale kapde pehankar aayi
to operator ne kaha- “Deviji, ye dheele-dhaale kapde
pehankar na aaya kijiye, machine me fas jaane ka dar hai|”
Deviji- “Janaab, agar mai tight kapde pehankar
aaungi to doosre logo ka machine me fasne ka dar hai|”
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Friendship shayari

Ek Fauji officer ko kisi lambi duty par desh se
baahar bheja gaya| Jab pardesh me rehte huye bahut
din ho gaye to ek din use ek patra mila jisme likha
tha- “Chalte samay maine aapko jo photo di thi,
vah vaapas kar dijiye, mai bank manager se shaadi
karna chaahti hu|”
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Santa seedi par chade hue ghar ki chat pot rahe
the| Banta vaha aaya|
Banta- “Santa, tumne brush majbooti se
pakda hua hai na?”
Santa- “Haan! Kyu?”
Banta- “Mai thodi der ke liye seedi le jaa raha hu|”
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1 comments:

Aslam Rathore said...

Ek Fauji officer ko kisi lambi duty par desh se
baahar bheja gaya| Jab pardesh me rehte huye bahut
din ho gaye to ek din use ek patra mila jisme likha
tha- “Chalte samay maine aapko jo photo di thi,
vah vaapas kar dijiye, mai bank manager se shaadi
karna chaahti hu|”
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*

Santa seedi par chade hue ghar ki chat pot rahe
the| Banta vaha aaya|
Banta- “Santa, tumne brush majbooti se
pakda hua hai na?”
Santa- “Haan! Kyu?”
Banta- “Mai thodi der ke liye seedi le jaa raha hu|”

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